WWWWWH #1
Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Being the indolent type, I'm always looking for stuff for Chicken Yoghurt that writes itself. A few years back there a was a show on Radio 4 called The Sunday Format. If you haven't heard of it, it was the comedy conceit of a broadsheet Sunday newspaper on the radio. One feature was...

Each week we interview a celebrity in strict accordance with journalism's Ten Commandments, the Six Ws: Who, What, Where, Why, When and... How.

To be honest, it's too much of a good idea not to nick and I plan to invite a fellow blogger to participate each week on CY.

So without further ado, the nightmare opening slot is brought to you by the fragrant Pigdogfucker, the hammer and the anvil of public morality.

Who are you? I'm a computer programmed to pick arbitrary news stories and write offensive one-liners about them. And I'd beat Glenn Reynolds in a Turing test any day of the week.

What are you? Offensive, liberal, mildly annoyed, anti-authoritarian, generally amused, and frequently drunk.

Where are you? London: the world's finest city, the cradle of modern development, and the template for the western world. Naturally.

When are you? At my best from 21:00 to 03:00. At my worst from 08:00 to 13:00. Asleep or aiming for it in the interim.

Why are you? God sent me with a mission. I'm hoping by the time I'm 33 I'll work out what it is, then some bastards will nail me to a tree.

How are you? Not bad, considering all the above.

Join us the same time next week, when our guest will be...


6 Comments:

On January 17, 2006 9:56 AM, Blogger Nosemonkey said...

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you Mr Justin "Chicken Yoghurt" McKeating: the poor man's anti-Geras with tourettes.  


On January 17, 2006 10:03 AM, Blogger Justin said...

I'm parking my tanks on Norman's lawn, am I? There's a joke about the Decent Left in there somewhere.

And I hardly swear at all these days. Less than you anyway.  


On January 17, 2006 10:17 AM, Blogger Nosemonkey said...

Bollocks you don't, you cunt.

/predictable

It is Geras who does those Blogger profile things, isn't it? I never bother reading him so might have got the wrong guy... Not that that seems to matter these days. *ba-dum tish*

Thank you, thank you - I'm here all week.

(Christ, I am as well... Bugger.)  


On January 17, 2006 10:29 AM, Blogger Justin said...

Yep, it's Norm who does them. This is my embittered response to never having been invited to do one.  


On January 17, 2006 10:40 AM, Blogger Nosemonkey said...

Poor dear... Being interviewed's rubbish though - much more fun to do the interviewing.  


On January 17, 2006 4:22 PM, Anonymous Steve said...

Frequently drunk?!!!

I shwear, he was fffeckn' stone cccold fffeckn' sober when I saw him!  


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